Got the alignment done today at a new alignment shop near me. It's a tiny place with a single bay. It's run by a young guy in his 20's, I think it's a spin-off of the tire shop next door. Anyway, when I pull in he looks at my vert and says "what kind of car IS that?". I tell him and he says "oh, I've never done an alignment on an Oldsmobile before". Wow. He said he'd been doing alignments for a year, so that's hundreds of cars. Here in Gresham Oregon, Oldsmobiles are not common and it's mostly Asian cars or pickup trucks. I still see Oldsmobiles running around, but I think they are mostly being driven into the ground by the fourth owners and they wouldn't bother getting them aligned.
Side note: I noticed that sitting all winter caused my rear caliper to drag, and it sounds like a front wheel bearing is making noise, as I feared. Oh well, the battle continues. . .