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[ManicMechanic]

Looks like it was still smoldering when those pics were taken.

[89GP_SE]

small fire?

[ManicMechanic]

http://austin.craigslist.org/car/541452899.html

00K+ miles. Car runs but will eventually need a transmission cellinoid. This lumina has been clocked at 167 mph and does 0-60 in 4.6 seconds. Very little sex in the back and steering wheel is not greasy. Please call chase at 512-699-3399. Beard not included but I'll let you touch it if you want. Seriously 600 dollars or less. I have a new even more badass chevy cavalier so i need to get rid of my lumina. I will be happy to meet you and let you test drive it/touch my beard.

[notsoslimshady76]

weirdooo

[GP1138]

http://austin.craigslist.org/car/541452899.html

00K+ miles. Car runs but will eventually need a transmission cellinoid. This lumina has been clocked at 167 mph and does 0-60 in 4.6 seconds. Very little sex in the back and steering wheel is not greasy. Please call chase at 512-699-3399. Beard not included but I'll let you touch it if you want. Seriously 600 dollars or less. I have a new even more badass chevy cavalier so i need to get rid of my lumina. I will be happy to meet you and let you test drive it/touch my beard.

Aww, that's naaaaasteh.

[notsoslimshady76]

http://southjersey.craigslist.org/car/546250602.html

2000 Escort:

left to pay on car w/dealer 5000

How did they manage that?!

[ManicMechanic]

http://austin.craigslist.org/car/548128267.html

AIRBAGS DEPLOYED WHEN ATTEMPTED TO WIRE TV SCREENS, AND AIRBAGS HAVE NOT BEEN REPLACED.

Dumbasses.

[GP1138]

http://austin.craigslist.org/car/548128267.html

AIRBAGS DEPLOYED WHEN ATTEMPTED TO WIRE TV SCREENS, AND AIRBAGS HAVE NOT BEEN REPLACED.

Dumbasses.

"MUST SELL ASAP CHEAP $2000"

Hmm... for a '98 Malibu... that has spent at least some of it's life being driven by an assfuck who managed to deploy the airbags wiring up a TV screen, for jebus' sake... $2000 is a TERRIBLE price, and nowhere near cheap...

[jeremy]

http://jacksonville.craigslist.org/car/563242475.html

[wildbill]

http://jacksonville.craigslist.org/car/563242475.html

No price?

[Andrew]

http://jacksonville.craigslist.org/car/563242475.html

No price?

OLD!! that has been reproduced a few times now.

[jeremy]

http://detroit.craigslist.org/car/577545072.html

[notsoslimshady76]

I love it when people half ass mod their car. And then crash it. Its almost expected

[Fmr12B]

http://detroit.craigslist.org/car/577545072.html

OK, thats a first. I've never seen wire-wheels on a W-body before!

[notsoslimshady76]

http://albany.craigslist.org/pts/576561279.html

Ever want to trade stocks from your car?