So it's a dark cold night, the motor is idling it's lumpy idle as I whistle a little tune. I slowly stop at a red light as a pizza boy driving a 95 or so geo metro. He revs, I rev back to 5000rpms. It's on. The light turns green, I sluip the clitch in 4th gear already gaining ground as the geo's 3cyl bogged off the line. He gets up beside me as I short shift into 6th and yell "NAWWZ, Bitch!" He looks over at me as he hits 3rd and I press the button. My 50 shot instantly propells me forward and the geo dissapears behind me. At the next light he asks "what the hell you got in that thing? V-tak??" I smile and just say "Bottles arn't just for babies", and turn up my driveway.
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02-21-2006, 03:39 PM #1
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-Sean
I think of the 2.8/3.1 as a housefly banging against a window pane. It keeps going non-stop or what seems like forever with very little power.regals have never done much for me. unless it is 88regallimited's regal
that car kicks ass.
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02-21-2006, 05:42 PM #2TurboSedanGuest
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i know of two "pizza boys" you'd have a whole lot of trouble with
wait...are you saying you raced a Geo in a lawn tractor?
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02-21-2006, 05:52 PM #3
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di you seriously have nitrous rigged into your lawnmower? because if you did I might just be amazed.
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<br />A Motion Phase III Camaro could brain-smash a winged-up, fart-can-fitted front-wheel-drive latter-day pretender from the land of the rising sun until its "bling" ran red in the streets
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02-21-2006, 07:23 PM #4TurboSedanGuest
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that would have been the best street race vid ever
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02-21-2006, 07:33 PM #5
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yeah a 50 shot on what appears to be a single cylinder briggs & stratton (which makes 18hp to begin with if you're lucky)
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02-21-2006, 07:37 PM #6
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Yeah, I know of a couple myself. My roomate delivers for dominoes and has a modded '90 5.0 rustang. Although its not REALLY fast off the bottle (mid 13's ish is what he says), it runs 12.0 with a 125 shot.
Originally Posted by TurboSedan
i know of two "pizza boys" you'd have a whole lot of trouble with
wait...are you saying you raced a Geo in a lawn tractor?
However, funny story.
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02-21-2006, 08:04 PM #7
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My neighbors have an old rear engine tractor I want to buy off of em and stuff an "iron duke" back there.... Another project, not enough time...
EDIT- 17.5hp
With a quad muffler coming soon!
-Sean
I think of the 2.8/3.1 as a housefly banging against a window pane. It keeps going non-stop or what seems like forever with very little power.regals have never done much for me. unless it is 88regallimited's regal that car kicks ass.
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