94GP Vs. 96 Cutty (3.4 stock)

**enigma** · 08-11-2005, 09:13 AM

took off and was two car lengths ahead at the light. slowed down because next light was turning red, this guy keeps going, blows the light, nearly broadsides a supervisor cop car, brakes are squealing, he gets pulled over i turn the way he has been pulled over and laugh at him as i pass by

**Euro** · 08-11-2005, 11:05 AM

**runt** · 08-11-2005, 11:57 AM

So what car were you in?

**enigma** · 08-11-2005, 01:17 PM

the cutlass

**slick** · 08-11-2005, 08:17 PM

Ok.

TurboSedan · 08-11-2005, 08:19 PM

wow the race section is going downhill fast

**Prospeeder** · 08-11-2005, 08:25 PM

Originally Posted by TurboSedan

wow the race section is going downhill fast

yea, whats up with that......
it was always interesting when u posted threads about racing ur labaron

TurboSedan · 08-11-2005, 08:27 PM

well i really hope i can post some Turbo Cutlass race stories soon! my next door neighboor just bought a black '89 SHO and we are hoping to run them very soon.

**enigma** · 08-11-2005, 10:37 PM

give me a break it's my first post ever on the race forum... i just joined this website

TurboSedan · 08-11-2005, 10:44 PM

sorry, just need more details is all. the more details the better

your post didn't leave much to the imagination.

**THe_DeTAiL3R** · 08-11-2005, 10:58 PM

that's funny shit!

**fastbird232** · 08-11-2005, 11:09 PM

*sigh* I mean, besides the fact that basic sentence structure has gone completely out the window, you could at least organize what's there into an interesting story with some set up, building action, climax, and resolution. Think porno. Please.

**fastbird232** · 08-11-2005, 11:15 PM

Originally Posted by enigma

took off and was two car lengths ahead at the light. slowed down because next light was turning red, this guy keeps going, blows the light, nearly broadsides a supervisor cop car, brakes are squealing, he gets pulled over i turn the way he has been pulled over and laugh at him as i pass by

So, I'm driving along in my 1996 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme (with a 3.4L DOHC) one night, and as I'm patiently waiting at a stoplight, I notice that a similarly powered 1994 Grand Prix GTP wants a piece of the action. Unfortunately for him, I was a good two car lengths ahead of him from the get go. Fortunately for him, however, the next light was about to turn red, so I slowed down. But this dipshit has a chip on his shoulder now, so he runs the light...and nearly plows into a police cruiser! After the smoke cleared from Grand Prix dipshit burying the brake pedal, I see he's being ass-fucked by Johnny Law. As I drive by, I make it very clear to him exactly WHO came out on top of that match race! Sucker!

WAS THAT SO DAMN HARD TO COME UP WITH???

TurboSedan · 08-11-2005, 11:21 PM

fastbird232 is the winnar!!!!1111

**94cutlatized** · 08-12-2005, 01:04 AM

hahahahaha

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