I gave a ricer a lesson in life...

[midnight rider]

There is this kid who runs around town in a lime green crx. He likes to cut off people and try to get them to race, the usual ricer bull shit. He is one of those types that thinks a fart can and vinyl add horsepower......

I was at the inersection yesterday night when this same lime green crx pulled up next to me. He started his usual bullshit, reving his car. I don't like to street race because I have a 4 year old, but i just happend to be by myslef in the car at the time. My car has a 3800 V6. I have a 12" pack and a 3" tip on it. This little fucker got a 5000 grand ear full of rumble. lol He looks over at my car about the time the light turned green and i nailed it. The tires smoked a little as I took off. I looked behind only to see this ass trying to keep up. I noticed a cop ahead and turned off kinda quick before I could get hit with radar. He wasn't so lucky. Nothing like seeing a Honda blow by a cop at 50 mph in a 30...lol That cop shot off after him faster than I left him sitting at the light. God, it was funny.

I drove by where he had him pulled over at and waved as i went by...lol

I love being a dick........

[SigEpCutlass]

rofl! :lol:

[White93z34]

haha thats great! good kill! i'd like to see him explain himself "well gee officer i was just loosein a race to an old 4 door oldsmobile...."

[cutlsp]

SWEET KILL :lol:
best part is the ricer got a ticket

[scorpion_x9]

double kill! :lol:

[excelsior]

simply beautiful hehe

[midnight rider]

thank you. My road warrior will not rest until every honda in town has ate its wrath and taisted defeat..... muhahahahahahaahaha

[DiscoStudd]

:worship:

:twisted: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I love hearing stories like that! That'll serve the little bastard!

Same sorta thing happened to me a couple of years ago. I was driving my old 92 LeSabre and a dickhead in an Econoline was riding my ass on an off ramp in a heavily patroled area. I floored it and left him a few car lengths back as I got onto the highway, then slowed back to 50. He got pissed and sped up to around 75-80, whizzed around me, all the while I saw a cop ahead. I braked so the asshole would go by me, then I turned off onto a side street. I whipped a "youie" (sp?) and got back on the highway and the cop had him pulled over. I let down my window and let out a "Crypt-Keeper" laugh as I passed by his dumb ass. Cop didn't even look my way :lol: ...

[93CutlassSupreme]

surprised an Econoline went 80.

i wouldn't want to drive one that fast. they wander all over the road

[Canada]

I wish I could be as cool as you guys.

[93CutlassSupreme]

I wish I could be as cool as you guys.

:confused: he got a dickweed ricer a ticket. what could be funnier than that?


unless you're a ricer yourself........

[Canada]

I am. I drive around in my Beretta trying to race the far superior Monte Carlo LSs and Grand Prix SEs.

[93CutlassSupreme]

I am. I drive around in my Beretta trying to race the far superior Monte Carlo LSs and Grand Prix SEs.

i hear ya


many GP drivers around here are total hardasses. almost as bad as Mustang drivers

[Canada]

.....almost.

[midnight rider]

I wish I could be as cool as you guys.


lol you are special in your own way......



Special ED that is...


http://www.thundercatsprideland.com/navigation%20page/Assets/images/Smackdownpics/Special%20Ed%20is%20happy.gif

[Vegeta]

Nope, you can't be cool, ever.

[THe_DeTAiL3R]

I am. I drive around in my Beretta trying to race the far superior Monte Carlo LSs and Grand Prix SEs.

WTF?? This isn't ClubGP or something. I think you have the wrong forum.. :P

It's not my fault that GPs look better than Berettas :lol:

:joke:

[sl3196]

I am. I drive around in my Beretta trying to race the far superior Monte Carlo LSs and Grand Prix SEs.

WTF?? This isn't ClubGP or something. I think you have the wrong forum.. :P

It's not my fault that GPs look better than Berettas :lol:

:joke:

Dont say j/k gp's look way better!

[THe_DeTAiL3R]

I am. I drive around in my Beretta trying to race the far superior Monte Carlo LSs and Grand Prix SEs.

WTF?? This isn't ClubGP or something. I think you have the wrong forum.. :P

It's not my fault that GPs look better than Berettas :lol:

:joke:

Dont say j/k gp's look way better!

I'm just trying not to hurt anyones feelings :wink:

:bonk:

I like other w-bodies BTW.. GPs aren't the "only" good looking ones. However TGPs and 94-96 B4U are my personal favorite. 8)

[93CutlassSupreme]

97+ GP's look like blown up, dressed up GA's


now there's some shit motherfuckers

[sl3196]

97+ GP's look like blown up, dressed up GA's


now there's some shit motherfuckers

Ok mister chevy sticker on an oldsmobile. At least I know my car is a PONTIAC!!!!!!! HA

[93CutlassSupreme]

97+ GP's look like blown up, dressed up GA's


now there's some shit motherfuckers

Ok mister chevy sticker on an oldsmobile. At least I know my car is a PONTIAC!!!!!!! HA

come on. don't bullshit. everyone here wishes they had a $3 Chevy sticker.

if you don't have one, you're not cool :nono:

[THe_DeTAiL3R]

Wow we are now flaming ourselves.... :roll:


Did we not forget what this thread is originally about.. that some fag in a CRX got pulled over??? :lol:

[93CutlassSupreme]

i'm just fucking around

[digitaloutsider]

No no.. having a white front end, no deck carpet, half-ass BYP, and no power steering.. THAT makes you cool, my friend.

[sl3196]

No no.. having a white front end, no deck carpet, half-ass BYP, and no power steering.. THAT makes you cool, my friend.

Word! :lol:

[Canada]

I would agree that the first gen GPs look better than my Beretta......I have a pretty good comparison in my driveway..........I have also always liekd the 91-93 B4U package. t just seems as if most 3100 guys have a really big opioioin of their car, while infact the same motor in lighter car IS faster.....despite the longer gearing (2.93 vs 3.33).

L67 guys just tend to be a bunch of overrated dickheads (as a group...some individuals can be quite humble) because they make 240 hp (and a bazillion pounds of torque). While there car IS faster, when matched up against a car with equal power and a manual trans they can be made quite stuipd. Of course their car is going to be quicker when compared to ANY of the LQ1 cars......its fricken supercharged afterall.

I also like to point out to the supercharged gods that the fastest 3.8 (RWD or FWD) out there is turbocharged.

[sl3196]

Yeah the intense turbo gtp sure is badass!

[henschman]

lol, back to the original topic, it is fun to slingshot people. One time i was drivin back from a small ass town with my friends. I am in front on the highway and nobody else is out, it is evening. They are way behind, and i'm doin all 110 mph the lumina can handle. I see a car up front pretty far, and i'm closin in fast. I see it has some reflective decals on the back so my mind says... ricer! But no, when i get closer, i see they say "911 emergency" or some shit.. its a sherrif! So i of course slow way down. My friends are still closin fast, one has an old v6 chevy truck and when he sees me drivin nice and slow behind some other car, he tries to pass on the RIGHT!!! He sees that its a cop in front of me and slams on the brakes when hes right next to me. I'm like oh shit, hes gonna get what he deserves for doin something that dumb. But the cop doesn't do anything! First, i come up on his ass really fast, then this kid tries to pass on the right, and he just chills! Pretty cool cop i guess. Sherrifs are known for being laid back in my state. Won't be hardasses unless you REALLY fuck up... Then they don't mess around. One of em shot some dude out the window of the car during a high speed chase a while back by my town.

[phantomshado]

sheriffs around here ticket people for farting. goddammedsonsofbitches.

troopers here are chill, unless is 2 and your in the blackhole.

anyone else have these around where you live?
Drive from Potsdam to Watertown, and on the way there are a few towns, and from Canton to Philadelphia its weird, almost like the Matrix, where the sentinels fill the body of someone else, only its trooper crown vics into the place of other cars on the highway. creepy shit.

[loominaz34]

CANADA, in your description of the GTP in your sig, does the T04-b mean it's turboed?
A TGTP just sounds cool as hell.

[Canada]

Its not a GTP............only a Special Edition with B4U. Right now its not turbocharged.......I am working on that though.....I am considering using a TO4B 62-1. So it'll be a TSE....or something to that effect.

[loominaz34]

cool :shock: Let me know how that goes.

[midnight rider]

Funny, I thought i posted this about a kill in my car...... lol

[sl3196]

Funny, I thought i posted this about a kill in my car...... lol

It was :lol:

[rudefyet]

keyword: "was"