W00T what a night!

[THe_DeTAiL3R]

So its Early Wed morning (like 3am) and its raining out. I couldn't see the lines on the road that well cause my stereo was shakin' the windshield and distracting my vision, but gotta listen to NIN loud! Anyways so I was driving kinda in the middle of the road due to the rain and shit, and I was going the speed limit (about 50mph) when all of a sudden these 2 cops start chasing me! One was an OPP in Impala and the other was a City cop in a Crown Vic. The both had their flashers on I felt like fricken OJ in a Bronco! :lol: Anyways yesterday I hooked up a ERam supercharger and NOS so I was like "fuck this" and I flipped the switch for the ERam. This helped me pull away from the Ford that was getting on my ass. Was hitting about 90mph now and lucky my Toyo Proxes FZ4 tires are great in the rain! The cops were sliding around like the MOFOs that they are! So now the Impala with its beefy 3800 is gaining on my 2.8 ERam-charged beast, so time for the juice! I hit the red button on my new APC steering wheel and was like (oh shit, that just changed the color of the LEDS!!) so I hit the other button and BAM!! I SMOKED up the tires (in rain!) and started losing the Impala fast. I was worried about going faster than 110mph but I remembered that I had my chip reprogrammed by Ben so the speed limiter was taken off :wink: by now with the juice I hit 169mph and the engine guage was starting to get hot. So I turned off my headlights (invisible!!) and took a sharp left turn sideways and went offroad into the woods, but thats just dandy cause I pressed the button for the airbags so my car lifted 10" safely and nothing was damaged. About 2 min later I saw the cops fly past with the sirens on, but they had no clue where I was cause YOU CAN'T SEE ME!!11 8) :P
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[pblunt_]

Thanks for sharing such a great story Paul (Walker) next time save it for the movies.

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[MaroonRegal]

:roll:

[Brian P]

gay

[Robby1870]

gay*7

[jeremy]

http://www.digitalend.com/pics/34asstake-med.jpg

[Brian P]

http://www.digitalend.com/pics/34asstake-med.jpg :x

[90lum31v6euro]

:think: uhh.....

[GP1138]

I officially banish you to this street:

http://www.mintrubbing.org/j31/lamer.jpg

[jeremy]

:x

what? how is you calling him "gay" any different then me posting that pic??

[Brian P]

you get offended by my smiley that haphazardly resembles your pic?

[Robby1870]

you get offended by my smiley that haphazardly resembles your pic?

Yeah, really, you forget your Midol?

[jeremy]

you get offended by my smiley that haphazardly resembles your pic?

I didn't get offended at all, I thought you we implying that I shouldn't have posted it.....n/m

[jeremy]

Yeah, really, you forget your Midol?

yeah, that's it :roll: :roll: :roll:

[digitaloutsider]

I actually laughed.. :(

[cutlsp]

i think your suppose to the first time you read it :lol:

[cutsup1996]

damn what a retarded post, ghey. :fruity:

[THe_DeTAiL3R]

:lol: I didn't expect a great reaction. :lol:

I just hate when people make BS posts in this "Race Stories" forum.. I just don't buy it. :flip:

[GP1138]

:lol: I didn't expect a great reaction. :lol:

I just hate when people make BS posts in this "Race Stories" forum.. I just don't buy it. :flip:

So you write a BS post to put in the "Race Stories" forum? It's bad enough that it's already to two pages, now you're a hypocrite! :p

[THe_DeTAiL3R]

Indeed I am. Fight fire with fire or something. :?

Next I'll write some BS stories about how I raced a soccer mom in her Ford Explorer at a rolling 20mph and DESTROYED HER!!! OMFG!!!!

(I think I'll just stay out of the racing forum) :lol: :flip:

[91oldscutlass]

Oh well I guess it was a good try...Now back to my 87 Dodge and getting its ass kicked by a moped by 10 car lengths......... :lol: