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FordBoy
05-04-2006, 10:20 AM
A friend of mine has a '02 ZX2. I raced him on a 2 1/2 3 mile streach. We lined up i counted down we took off. His front bumper was at the back of my door from starts to 60 then he pulled on me. BAD We both top out a 114mph he beat me by about 30-45yrds. Pathetic!! i put ocane booster in my tank plus stp fuel injection cleaner ini there. he has a 4 banger and still SMOKED me. this sucks!
http://quaigy.free.fr/bordel/owned.jpg

sl3196
05-04-2006, 10:28 AM
OMG YOU SHOULDA ONE WITH OCTANE BOOSTER!#!@!231121121 PANCAKES!

GutlessSupreme
05-04-2006, 10:49 AM
PANCAKES!


LOL!

SigEpCutlass
05-04-2006, 10:52 AM
OMG PANCAKES WITH FORD STILL SUXORZ LOGOZ!!!

19Cutlass94
05-04-2006, 10:53 AM
:lol:

And what car do you drive?

FordBoy
05-04-2006, 12:00 PM
89 cutty supreme 2.8 that will leave 10ft mark with no brake or nuetral just stomp on it i think its hit that point in every cars life when it has peak power

FordBoy
05-04-2006, 12:12 PM
I moves pretty good it smoked my 1996 jeep cherokee, a 1991 grand am, a 1990 plymoth relient K car LOL and a few more

MonteCarloChick
05-04-2006, 12:14 PM
You probably lost due to the octane booster. It'll slow you down..

94CutlassSLCoupe
05-04-2006, 12:18 PM
'02 ZX2 5-speeds run 0-60 in about 7.5 sec and a low 15 1/4 mile

I won't mess with one in my car and I have a 3100 (30 more hp than you)

Trust me, he should have won

FordBoy
05-04-2006, 12:19 PM
he beat me on top end he was close at low end but i had him by half a length till 60 like i said i dont get it the only advantage i could think of at first was the weight but idunno mabie my car just sucks that bad[br]Posted on: May 04, 2006, 01:18:43 PM_________________________________________________its an automatic

Euro
05-04-2006, 12:21 PM
lol the fact that you said a 2.8 ban beat a 96 Grand cherokee makes me laugh

FordBoy
05-04-2006, 12:23 PM
how does the fact that my 2.8 beating a 96 jeep make you laugh :dunno:

SigEpCutlass
05-04-2006, 01:39 PM
Um news flash, the 2.8 isn't a fast engine.

Euro
05-04-2006, 02:02 PM
the 2.8 makes like a whopping 110hp IIRC


im sure the jeep makes hella more than that, the 2.8's 0-60 is around 12 seconds, whereas the jeeps is like just under 10

SigEpCutlass
05-04-2006, 02:03 PM
130hp IIRC Matt.

Intlcutlass
05-04-2006, 03:14 PM
Does it matter-----110-----130

The 2.8 is a marathon engine.... not a sprinter......

It's meant to go 200K miles.... not 0-60 in 6,7,8,9,10,or even 11 seconds...LOL

GutlessSupreme
05-04-2006, 06:01 PM
i think its hit that point in every cars life when it has peak power


:lol: :lol:

FordBoy
05-05-2006, 09:39 AM
I have witnessess that i beat that jeep ive driven that jeep that inline 6 has nothing for forward balls backwards that a differnt story keyword for reverse is TORQUE i won and if you dont believe me then owell

Supreme Cutlass
05-24-2006, 06:28 AM
I have witnessess that i beat that jeep ive driven that jeep that inline 6 has nothing for forward balls backwards that a differnt story keyword for reverse is TORQUE i won and if you dont believe me then owell


Inline 6?? Then that car must have some serious problems.. Because if it really does have the inline 6 and not a V6, then it should be a 4.0L that cranks out (net) 180@4750 Horsepower and (net) 220@4000 Torque

FordBoy
05-24-2006, 10:01 AM
Yeah but my cutty has the weight advantage like i said every car has a point where it has the most power of its life i think mine has it now.

sl3196
05-24-2006, 10:03 AM
:lol:

NeonKnight
05-28-2006, 12:44 PM
This is so damn funny....

I remember i told a story of my lumina beating a Dodge magnum wagon... was a V6 no one believed me and i also had witnesses... but know what... now that i think back on it the story sounds kinda bs. roffle! well it wasnt... but yea was kinda funny.

anyways ford boy... just shhhh stop trying to show off buddy. For your own good of course ;)

91GPSTE
05-28-2006, 01:15 PM
What makes me laugh is that he beat a K-car and bragged about it. :lol: If you can't beat a Reliant, you should get a new car.

jeremy
05-28-2006, 01:57 PM
I love this section :lol:

89GP_SE
05-28-2006, 02:28 PM
lol when I had a honda civic lx witha 5 speed, a girl in a stock toyota eho wooped my ass

brianhasadd
05-28-2006, 03:46 PM
lol when I had a honda civic lx witha 5 speed, a girl in a stock toyota eho wooped my ass


:lol2: :lol2:

89GP_SE
05-28-2006, 06:02 PM
shortly after that race, I had an "Accident" with it.....on purpose

brianhasadd
05-28-2006, 07:42 PM
shortly after that race, I had an "Accident" with it.....on purpose


How??

89GP_SE
05-28-2006, 07:45 PM
left the hood popped up a bit, then drove down the street.. and bang, hood went over windshield. I said the damage was cause when I was checking the oil and a gust of wind blew it up and over the car. they believed it :lol:

brianhasadd
05-28-2006, 07:52 PM
left the hood popped up a bit, then drove down the street.. and bang, hood went over windshield. I said the damage was cause when I was checking the oil and a gust of wind blew it up and over the car. they believed it :lol:


HAHA. i'm sorry to hear that but it's actually quite HILARIOUS!!!!!!!

89GP_SE
05-28-2006, 07:54 PM
lol when i tell ppl i owned a honda civic, they ask what happened to it, I say that it commited suicide. :lol:

THe_DeTAiL3R
05-28-2006, 08:00 PM
Wow this thread is fucked! :lol:

I can beleive you may have stuck with him for a *little bit*, cause I've driven those Escorts and they have no balls... however once the sewing machine revs up the 2.8 would be toast.

Best my old 88 GP ever did was 11.6 0-60 (at the track) and 17.999 1/4mile. You must have a freak engine if it can do 10ft patch (or you have a 5-speed transmission....)

FordBoy
05-30-2006, 12:28 PM
Come on over il take you for a ride to proove it :flamingdevil: ull be doin this :eek:

slick
05-30-2006, 01:28 PM
You must have a freak engine if it can do 10ft patch (or you have a 5-speed transmission....)


Or crappy tires, which is what I bet he has.

Supreme Cutlass
05-30-2006, 01:43 PM
You must have a freak engine if it can do 10ft patch (or you have a 5-speed transmission....)


Or crappy tires, which is what I bet he has.

or maybe your stereotypical teenage imagination...

runt
05-30-2006, 02:01 PM
You must have a freak engine if it can do 10ft patch (or you have a 5-speed transmission....)


Or crappy tires, which is what I bet he has.

or maybe your stereotypical teenage imagination...


It's like I tell my g/f....

----------- <-- 6 inches soft.

---------------- <-- 8 inches hard.

Yup.

THe_DeTAiL3R
05-30-2006, 04:21 PM
Come on over il take you for a ride to proove it :flamingdevil: ull be doin this :eek:


:lol:

zoideraserb
05-31-2006, 12:28 AM
i thought it was 125hp? lol, 110 in carb'd form and 125 in FI/TBI form

rudefyet
05-31-2006, 12:31 AM
125 in j/l bodies

130 in w-bodies

FordBoy
05-31-2006, 09:05 AM
Say what you want i dont care i dont need a repeat of my last race stories forum :rolleyes:

TGPilot
05-31-2006, 09:10 AM
ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?! :eek: You were beat by a frikkin ZX2? HOLY FUCK YOU ARE SLOW!

Admitting you lost to a ZX2...you might as well show the pictures of you going down on a 400lbs woman!!

FordBoy
05-31-2006, 12:26 PM
So what bring on the 400lber :lol: at least i can laugh at something i do yeah i lost i admit it how is this tread still going WTF!!

TGPilot
05-31-2006, 12:54 PM
:lol: :lol:

I thought it was funny a couple of weeks ago when I pulled up to a three lane stoplight on the far right. Middle lane was a Focus SVT with stickers and dual fart cannon out the center rear. Far left had a ZX2 with fart cannon and intake (at least sounded like intake the way he was revving it! :rolleyes:). Light went green and I stayed with the Focus for about 200' soft pedaling it...then my wife asked me when I was going to punch it? I slammed my foot to the floor, spooled the turbo, and ran away from the Focus. Looked in the rear view and ZX2 was back with the late model Grand Am that pulled in behind me! :lol: